More Inday Quotes

“I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for the sake of having something to feed your fetish appetite for wealth and i hope that one day you’ll be rational enough to realize that you should not use other humans as means in the attainment of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, ‘treat a man as an end in himself’.”

 

- sagot ni Inday sa dugu-dugu gang na tumawag sa bahay ng amo nya.

 

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“Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.”

 

· – si Inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke.

 

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“The dwindling resource of hydrogen and oxygen present, coupled with the stabile amount of precise heat in the thermal environ of the vessel, resulted in the premature hydration of the ‘Oryza Sativa’, hence the calefaction factor was rendered lost and wandering when the algid formation came about.”

 

· – sagot ni Inday kung bakit HILAW ang kanin.

 

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“Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetables has lessen the production in the market.”

 

· – banat pa ni Inday sa amin kung bakit walang kangkong sa nilutong sinigang.

 

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“Drunken tiger shrimp and blue lobster meat, cut diagonally and caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce. Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil garnished with mint leaves. Lychee and peach salad.”

 

· – inihanda ni Inday para ibaon ni jun-jun sa daycare.

 

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“Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish our lost energy.”

· – sagot ni Inday sa amo niya ng ayaw syang payagan mag day-off.

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~ by luckwatchero on September 13, 2007.

3 Responses to “More Inday Quotes”

  1. idol ko c inday!

  2. cute!

  3. i love your IQ,Inday..!..lol..if Filipino yayas could be truly more like the one portrayed in this site, the Philippine Educational system could be envied even by the English-speaking countries…

    kudos to the admin!

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